Milk that has been taken from yo mama and turned into cheese then injected back into the breast so that when squeezed it excretes titty cheese.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The raunchy sweat underneath woman's breasts that smells really bad.