something which is just perfect, used to describe a particularly good event or thing, similar to describing something as the dog's bollox
Sé won $50 on the lotto and said, well that's just tits on a stick
by January 12, 2004
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A woman who offers little else upon first glance than a nice pair of tits and a slim body. The woman usually appears a bit ditzy, superficial, or generally uninteresting except in the physical dimensions.

Eye candy for breast-focused men.
"Hey, let's get out of here. All I see are a bunch of tit sticks with their gin and tonics. I'm looking for women of substance."
by Richard McCallister March 17, 2006
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After giving anal and the girl shits on your dick and you start to fuck her titties
I saw a video of a guy who gave a girl a brown tit stick.
by EKBOSS12 April 12, 2016
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