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Usually a guy in relationship that his friends forced him into
by Digrfcjij November 02, 2018
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TITO: acronym for "Turtle In, Turtle Out", which is when your poop comes out a little bit, but then goes back in.
I had to go poop really bad, but couldn't find a bathroom, and had a couple TITO's while driving around looking for a bathroom.
by MyRealNameisBob August 22, 2009
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To beat the crap out of an old man 4 times in a row.
He was just feeding the ducks why did you "Tito" that old man!
by Dankman October 10, 2006
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Tito is the root of all evil. Tito can be used for any scenario. Tito is always the reason something bad happens. Tito is to blame.
Mom: Why is your room dirty

You: I don’t know Tito must have done it

You fail your test , Tito is the reason

You lose your job, it’s Tito’s fault

Your girl cheats on you, it’s Tito’s fault
by SaliceRose January 25, 2020
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a really greasy, smelly mexican who rarely takes showers.
Look at that Tito over at Taco Bell. I mean come on, take a shower man.
by Karina S. December 15, 2007
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Gay little chubb brother.
I can't believe Autumn think Tito is cute...he's super chubby. lol.
by Icecream21 July 10, 2008
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The act of having intercourse with a relative
I was just talking to my cousin, I'm trying to trick her into a little tito!
by Metformin September 14, 2016
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