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The proest name on Earth. Anyone and everyone with that name is amazingly cool and should never ever be disrespected.. Ever.
Damn dude, Tito owns us at life.. We should kill ourselves before he kills ourselves before us..
by Kay Ess January 18, 2008
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Awesome dude who should be always respected. Super cool dude does not smell like shit. Theres never a pungent smell coming form his legs. He is cool all the girls want him, but he doenst want any hoes. ONly the pure mudabitch
Dude 1: That guy is so awesome
Dude 2: He MUST be Tito
by sandyballs97 June 20, 2010
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A BEAUTIFUL MAN EVRYONE WANTS BUT CANT HAVE.
I WISH I HAD ME A TITO KIND OF MAN.
by DOOWAP March 27, 2010
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That Hawaiian guy from Rocket Power who was the chillest motherfucker out there. He was so bad ass, and his ancient Hawaiian sayings were fricking sweet. I miss that show with a passion.
Tito: I don't know, is there fish in the fish taco?
by Tbick69 March 24, 2011
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Tito is a cute boy and he gets cuteass hoes. He litt and awsome and he needs to be respected because he the boss. Tito is cool and he is always going to be everyones fav boy
Defined : tito is so cute i want to cuddle with him.
by Lalalalcoolboy March 18, 2017
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Getting into a fight with a person that has authority.
Jim man, I'm gunna tito that teacher. He is really getting on my nerves.

That cop just got titoed
by Davedid February 03, 2011
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