The Dirty Tito
- Tito grabbed Juan's power tool when he wasent looking and rubbed the handle acoss his ass, Juan can't figure out where that stench is coming from.
- Tito grabbed Juan's power tool when he wasent looking and rubbed the handle acoss his ass, Juan can't figure out where that stench is coming from.
by Crude rude and totally unaccep November 04, 2015
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An amazing Mexican restaurant near the corner of Washington and Sepulveda in Culver City, CA. Pretty simple menu, renowned ground beef tacos with or without cheese, burritos as big as your forearm, enchiladas, and all the sides. Not a huge place, indoor and outdoor ordering windows, parking is a pain but well worth it, damn salsa is so good you can eat it on anything.
Bro: Hey dude you hungry?
Me: Fuck yeah
Bro: Where do you wanna go?
Me: Tito's Tacos of course
Bro: No shit, what was I thinking?
Me: Fuck yeah
Bro: Where do you wanna go?
Me: Tito's Tacos of course
Bro: No shit, what was I thinking?
by danny boy in la July 05, 2009
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by Boonshanka November 17, 2019
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When your gf pegs with dab residue on the strap-on dildo. You panic because it hits so hard and start to wonder am I dying???? .
by RLN Warrior May 27, 2019
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When your current girlfriend sounds or react in an aggressively jealous manner at the slightest mention of any of your ex-girlfriends
by benzino87 November 05, 2014
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by notyungtito January 12, 2020
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A large Hawaiian/Canadian, generally one who doesn't succeed in anything (besides, of course, eating).
Jassiem: "Look at Max over there, he's stuffing himself with pudding"
Nick: "Yeah he's such an Uncle Tito"
Nick: "Yeah he's such an Uncle Tito"
by DopemasterFreshMonkey May 29, 2010
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