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A girl who only has big titties because she herself is very small. Singular: Titmouse
When all the new freshmen girls came in, I couldn’t help but notice that they were all titmice.
by Katie Rack$ September 20, 2019
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.
by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008
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A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
 
The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.
"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."
by Matt[O] September 10, 2005
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Small Northamerican song bird.
The other day I was hunting in my backyard and shot a titmouse right out of the tree!
by Farcus Prime August 18, 2005
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