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A massive humanoid beast that devours human beings because why the fuck not. They terrorize humanity with their massive naked bodies.
"I'm gonna wipe them out... Every single last Titan!!"
Eren Jaeger, Shingeki no Kyojin
by Urok33 December 04, 2013
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Giant creatures that eat all your loved ones and friends. They are useless and should all die for killing someones mom!!!
Blonde friend:" the titans are coming!!!" Me: "TITANSSSSS!!!!"
by Jaegerlicious Eren November 03, 2014
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That awkward moment when you realize your friend is actually titan from megamind
Spencer: hey guys
lil alphy: holy shit it’s titan from megamind
Spencer: What the fuck
by JumboJuice69420 October 06, 2019
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A primeval pantheon of deities from Greco-Roman mythology. They were immortal giants and possessed superhuman strength and stamina as well as magical powers such as control of the weather and seas.
by Cainman September 10, 2013
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Deities of Greek Mythology; feminine, Titaness. The offspring of Uranus and Gaia, the sky and earth. Others are also labeled as Titans. They were beings of great power, but were eventually overthrown by the gods. Among them were Prometheus who provided humans with fire and medicine, Atlas, who held the heavens aloft on his shoulders, and Cronus and Rhea, the parents of many of the Olympian gods, including Zeus.
The Titans ruled the cosmos before the Olympians.
by ssage March 02, 2013
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