Girl A: hey what are you wearing to Sam's party?
Girl B: well i thought i might wear my tit top to remind everyone that im not flat.
Girl A: sounds like a plan!

after i dangled the defensemen i sniped the goalie over the glove top tit

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."

yoo... sorry for pulling the top tit twister on you last night