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The act of blowing your runny nose into the cleavage of your female partner, then using the nasal discharge as lubrication to titty fuck her.
Babe my allergies are killing me tonight, can I give you "Tissue Box" and kill two birds with one stone?
by JDizzleFerrizzle March 30, 2009
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015