Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The third gender. Most people do not know about this because the government tries to hide it. Tinker knockers have huge ears and big bumps on their backs. Pink juice sometimes comes out of their ears. There is a special surgeon who can help them look normal. Most tinker knockers live in Greenland because that’s where the surgeon lives. Many tinker knockers also live in California because they like the weather