A collection of strings or threads that are held together by large clumps of a sticky substance such as boogers

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A rare and untreatable medical condition which effects 1 in 7 billion of the worlds population. Symptoms include:

- The spontaneous dislocating of both shoulders

- Random and disturbing muscle twitching with associated joint cluncking and vomiting
- Verbally abusing old people against your will
- The uncontrollable urge to steel sweets and condoms
- Sweaty spack attacks

- Memory loss and warped ideas
- Belching in strangers ears
- Raw Hide bowel movements

Bogin hash buckets gee ye a throat lit a junkies carpet

A word to describe a cute guy.
It can also be used to descibe a flirting action.

noun: a penis
verb: to make sweet, sweet love to someone

Tingy is the great lord of our universe, he can be anything or anyone. His true form looks like a mouldy piece of cheese with a SpongeBob face.