After a night of unprotected sex with an internet date, he received a most unwelcome call announcing an unexpected and entirely unplanned baby: Tinder Surprise!
by bakermouse November 02, 2015
The one girl out 1000 that is both hot enough and willing to be your long term fuckbuddy. Basically, the epitamy of gold on tinder. Sloppy, Dirty, Slutty gold....
Guy1- "Dude how'd it go with that chick you met on tinder?"
Guy2- "You have no idea... We did everything. She's my tinder bitch now!"
Guy1- "i'm... I'm proud of you..."
Guy2- "You have no idea... We did everything. She's my tinder bitch now!"
Guy1- "i'm... I'm proud of you..."
by Gucci_mang August 27, 2015
While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external anal sphincter. Often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.
Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.
Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.
Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017
Spending too much time with the one girl from Tinder and you cant leave the house . Usually girls from Canberra or Preston or both
Dude have u seen Richie ?
Nah bro hes been off line sine that one girl from Canberra gave him Tinder Aids
Nah bro hes been off line sine that one girl from Canberra gave him Tinder Aids
by Uncle Dickie August 30, 2017
"Guy" didn't want a girlfriend so he decided to Tinder Date.
To self: "I'm bored horny, I want to go in a Tinder Date"
To self: "I'm bored horny, I want to go in a Tinder Date"
by Technobri May 24, 2017
A girl that uses tinder to get attention from men and doesn't intend to ever meet anyone. Often resorts to saying things like I'm looking for friends, leading men on, and even getting free meals from them on the pretence of it being a date.
That chick Noelle is a real typical tinder girl, all she cares about is getting instagram and Snapchat followers.
by Bakingbikiniz March 02, 2017

