A dating app in which 95% of the guys are looking for casual sex or nudes to jack off to, and 95% of the girls are either looking for bae or just want to make friends... resulting in pretty much consistent disappointment and frustration for both parties...
Kinda like real life
Kinda like real life
*Dude matches with girl*
Dude: "Hey wanna meet up?"
Girl: "You worthless pig, I'm not just on Tinder for hookups, I'm here to have valuable conversation and try to find Mr. Right"
Dude: *unmatched* "Well, better luck next time"
Dude: "Hey wanna meet up?"
Girl: "You worthless pig, I'm not just on Tinder for hookups, I'm here to have valuable conversation and try to find Mr. Right"
Dude: *unmatched* "Well, better luck next time"
by JakeTheSnake5 March 22, 2015
by TinderBetch4Lyfe January 07, 2016
by Shakk September 19, 2013
by noshakinthecoconuts May 11, 2018
A popular dating app for college students used on iphones and androids. In which you select individual based on your attractiveness to said individual and an individual brief statement. Its pretty much the most shallow thing in the world.
question:
"How can I creep on girls on my phone?"
Answer
"Tinder"
question:
"How can I creep on girls on my phone?"
Answer
"Tinder"
by SweetDickTony April 11, 2014
An app for the perpetually single pool of people that are either undatable, crazy, fat, ugly, promiscuous, or any of the other usual types that frequent online dating. Typically if they're on Tinder...there's a reason they're on there...because either anyone who knows them in real life knows they're a train wreck or isn't standing 6 inches away from them and can see how fat they actually are. A truly 21st century way to meet some of the well known sluts and derelicts in your area that everyone else knows to stay far away from.
Tom: How was your date with that girl you met on Tinder?
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.
Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.
Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.
Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.
Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...
by CapnToadie February 13, 2015
A dating application where men DM girls to sit on their faces. Most men on the app are 13 year old horny virgins that play Fortnite and steal their moms credit cards for the Vbuck. Girls tend to stray away from this app from the men instantly hitting on them and asking for sex. Just hell.
by D4C November 13, 2018