A man. A man of strength. A man of a thousand loves. A man who gives too much to receive too little. A man who gives all his happiness for a smile. A man with the hottest butt on the planet.
Popular girl: OMG, is that like Timothy Hernandez!? Like girl, he's got that hot bod that's like on the trend. Me likey.
Girlfriend: *Throat punches Popular girl* Bitch that ass is mine.
Girlfriend: *Throat punches Popular girl* Bitch that ass is mine.
by TimothysMFWife August 13, 2016
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
This man is the greatest man any girl could ever ask for. If you're with him, you will never be unhappy. He will do anything and everything just to make you happy. He will be faithful and loyal to you because if he says he loves you, he really means it. Tim is the best man in the entire world and I could not ask for anyone better. He will love you like his mother, respect you like his daughter, and care for you like his brother.
I love you
9-7-11 forever
I love you
9-7-11 forever
by sdupont May 27, 2013
A fun loving person who takes no shit from nobody , high degree of confidence an loves everything he does sexually inclined and with a very big penis
by Randomblackman December 23, 2016
A very kind and independent guy with a big heart for family and friends. He keeps his friends out of trouble when they doing the most! And loves his daughter because she means everything to him lol he the most savage person his daughter ever met !!!
by Timothy Woolery December 21, 2016
The most handsome man I've ever met with the most amazing smile I've ever seen. He has a great personality whether it's how funny he is or just how he's the most honest person I've ever met. He talks with the cutest little southern accent that just gives me puppies in my heart. He knows how to make me smile when it seems like I'm having the worst of days. He makes me feel safer than anybody has ever made me feel before. He's fun to hang around and can do some of the goofiest things I've ever seen that I just can't help to love. He cares more than most and will do anything for anybody that won't take advantage of it. He's gone through a lot, maybe even too much, but he continues on with his life and prospers. He's a future pbr world champion ;) He's the kinda man you hope to have in your life for a very long time, if not forever. The kinda guy you would love to have as your best friend, your boyfriend, or maybe even your future child's father. The kinda guy that I just absolutely adore and am proud to call mine.
by kimrayez December 16, 2013
by BeastMaster69 420 August 06, 2018
May 4 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

