To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.
Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?
Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.
Dude1: godamnit, dude.
Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.
Dude1: godamnit, dude.
by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015
Usually a redneck that likes to drink beer. Pretty fun to hang out with until he gets drunk, then becomes annoying with repeating himself over and over. Normally he has a good personality but he always thinks its his way or the highway. The world does not revolves around him.
by thatguyhaha December 22, 2013
Miguel: I went into the stall and sat down then i suddenly notices someone left a Tinkling Timmy on the seat.
Kyle: No way that's so nasty
Kyle: No way that's so nasty
by Sindof2 November 02, 2011
The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.
by Digg Bickk January 17, 2020
Security Forces member that always has more gear on post than he really needs but ends up using it at some point on post or someone who gives him a ton of shit for it and ends up needed it
Why does Tactical Timmie have all this fucking useless gear.
by Vindex447 March 03, 2017