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Timjob is the unique homosexual ability to be able to suck a dick and lick an asshole at the simultaneously. It is a play on the word rim job, tim being an acronym meaning, together in mouth.
Word on the street is that paparazzi have pictures of Gene Simmons giving Johnny Depp a timjob. I didn't even know Gene Simmons was gay.
by Justyn Kace February 09, 2009
May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.
Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!
Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.
Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.
by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018
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The act of blorching someone in the ass, while inserting dildos in the other persons hairy ass filled with crab lice.
Kevin got a timjob last night by Tim.
Did you see that timjob he got last night at the corner of the street?
Did you see that timjob he got last night at the corner of the street?
by blorchinator123.456.4.0.6950.3 January 15, 2009