by towelsexcuse January 19, 2011
The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back.
Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.
Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.
"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
by udusers1 October 09, 2012
by Dookie916 March 29, 2011
by Prince Luc June 04, 2003
1. "Last night was a time."
2. "I had a time with you yesterday."
3. "Let's get drunk and have a time!"
2. "I had a time with you yesterday."
3. "Let's get drunk and have a time!"
by Bizsanford January 25, 2010
by Thundercleese April 07, 2005
n. 1. what you spend in jail, a jail sentence
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.
2. a very real thing based on the movement of matter in the universe. Units of time are measured in something defined axiomatically such as the speed of light and a defined length.
1. I'll have sex with a 16 year old even if I get time for it
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.
2. It takes a certain amount of time for a photon to travel one foot, and under the same conditions it always takes that amount of time.
by jimmy ivory April 02, 2004