I had the most intense timegasm when I found out the paper I have been no-lifeing for was not due for another week.

Dude, look at the clock! I thought it's about time to head home, but it's only 4 pm. Having the sickest timegasm right now.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak