A game little people play to retaliate against the popular sport of "Midget Tossing", in which a little person sneaks up behind a tall person, kicks them in the back of the knee, and yells "Timberrr!!" as they fall.
"Dude, watch out for that little chick. She might try to play 'timber' on your ass."
by OliviaC4 November 30, 2009
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The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.
Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!
by BONEHEADZ February 15, 2009
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Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.
Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.
by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019
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A wanky American soccer team from the Scummiest city in the United States, Portland, Oregon. MOST well known for the more-than-lame "supporters group" the Timbers Army (TA for short). The Timbers were brought into the MLS in 2011, where they didn't make the playoffs, didn't win any cups, and actually lost a cup (the Cascadia Cup) to their most hated (and better) rivals, Seattle Sounders FC. They're also the holder of the self-proclaimed "Soccer City USA" title. Probably should have a better team if you're going to call yourself that.
The Timbers Army wasn't too happy today. 48 seconds from kick, Roger Levesque from the Seattle Sounders scored a goal. RCTI...lose?
by ECSTID January 12, 2012
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A very beautiful girl who's out going and is very caring . She is a great girlfriend but it takes time for her to open up and actually let you in . She may seem like a player but she's very loyal and kind hearted .
Guy 1: woah you date timber?!

Guy 2: yeah she's amazing

Guy 1: your so lucky bro don't let her go
by Bigbooty110 September 23, 2015
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A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.
DING DONG TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by yosdk July 17, 2005
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