Urban Dictionary: Timbered

Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!

by SD and BB December 04, 2013

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timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

by Da Sperminator March 15, 2011

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timber

Drinking, dancing and partying to the point you fall down.

Everyone was on the dancefloor in the club when Mel fell on her ass drunk. The entire room yelled "Timber!"

by wvrent March 12, 2014

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(n.) a massive, solid erection.

Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"

by Da Sperminator March 15, 2011

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Timber

What you yell when it's going down.

"It's going down; I'm yelling timber."
"The party is timber tonight."

by CrabbySparkles October 20, 2013

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Timbering

The act of planking on your backside with a boner. when you lay down in any place with your boner facing strqaight up to the sky.

-The man was timbering in the middle of the sidewalk
-while timbering my tree started to fall down

by mojoman449988231 September 20, 2011

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