The girl you lived next to as a kid who grew up and did a complete 180. Was quiet and semi-reserved, is now loud and extremely outgoing. Used to be proper and nice, now is the life of the party and would swing from the chandelier if she could reach it. Critiqued your language as a child and now knows words that would make Carlin himself blush. The best kind of chick to be friends with.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

That sexy ass light skin boy that's classified as "cool kid". He pulls girls he might even pull yo mama