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An incredible human being who has the literally most annoying wife in Sims History. He has two dicks, and the left one is a bit bigger. He's MLG pro at guitar.
"TimDotTV has the biggest dick, I hear he could play the guitar with his left one."

"Damn. TimDotTV stole my girl again." -Everyone, Always
by Myleftdick September 11, 2014
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A livestreamer with a gigantic penis but a really fuckin ugly face.
Hey, TimDotTV is streaming, I'm gonna go check out his busted face and giant schlong.
by SillyWillySandoon (Dick-Nose) September 11, 2014
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