A Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme stuffed inside a McGangbang that has been drenched in spicy taco sauce and smuggled to an undisclosed location to be devoured in shame.

Please don't eat this disgusting fast-food cultural abortion.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.