Instead of bathing, you spray your armpits and body with Right Guard and cheap cologne in hopes of disgusing your B O.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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When a man, attempting to hit on a woman who is much too young or much too hot for him, pops an obvious boner while wearing loose-fitting pants.
Omigod, Ashley, that creepy old dude would not stop talking to me. He just kept standing there in his old man pants sporting that pathetic looking tijuana sailboat. It was disgusting!
by The J Team May 18, 2016
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Noun; A hard and/or frozen turd used for writing/drawing in any slogan or other artistic endeavor including but not limited to face painting, graffiti, etc.
After a long night of drinking Amanda used a Tijuana Sharpie to draw a mustache on Tim and a unibrow on Taylor while they were passed out.
by Tad Thicke June 30, 2017
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When someone's balls are tied up in a string and connected to an open door knob and when the door closes, it pulls the person's balls and it hurts violently. Used mostly as a torture method
Thad: This guy knows where my pocket pussy is and he's not saying. You know what that means.
Crowd: Tijuana Toothpull!!
Alex: No!! No!!
Crowd: Tijuana Toothpull!!
Alex: No!! No!!
by thegame24 July 21, 2011
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A sock filled with feces, used to strike someone acros the face.
The act of striking someone with a sock full of feces.
The act of striking someone with a sock full of feces.
I bet that guy is still pissed from the tijuana bullwhipping i gave him...That'll teach him to hit on my girl!
by kgfjkgtkklgklj September 15, 2005
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The act of making sweet love in the shower while a third party is evacuating their bowels within the confines of the same lavatory.
Kyle: "Brett, did you just take a shit in the first floor bathroom?"
Brett: "Yeah, what about it?"
Kyle: "What the fuck, man! Weren't John and Nikki having sex in the shower in there?"
Brett: "Yeah, man. I love a good Tijuana carpool!"
Brett: "Yeah, what about it?"
Kyle: "What the fuck, man! Weren't John and Nikki having sex in the shower in there?"
Brett: "Yeah, man. I love a good Tijuana carpool!"
by Redness15 December 17, 2016
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