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Tijs is a emotionless person, he stays out of trouble and he’s a virgin until marriage. He is also very loud. He’s a good friend but he doesn’t take people seriously.
by yeeyeehaw June 11, 2020
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
2
A veeeery hot looking LAD !
If ur name is TIJS u choose BOLLEN over girls !!!
has a boner for multiple hours , his dongle is as hard as wood!
Be careful if u are dancing around a Tijs , bcuz they are crazy in the mind and might touch u all over !!
A lijntje coke for a Tijs is like GOING to disney land parijs !!!
#wietbollenmetafimelopenlopenlopenwieniewegisisgezien!!!!
If ur name is TIJS u choose BOLLEN over girls !!!
has a boner for multiple hours , his dongle is as hard as wood!
Be careful if u are dancing around a Tijs , bcuz they are crazy in the mind and might touch u all over !!
A lijntje coke for a Tijs is like GOING to disney land parijs !!!
#wietbollenmetafimelopenlopenlopenwieniewegisisgezien!!!!
by teejay23 February 03, 2020
3
Alright, TIJ stands for The InuYasha Journey; it's a chat based on roleplay. Which can pretty much be anything, but mostly relates to anime or manga. Now, TIJ use to be the perfect haven for RP. But all good things must come to an end, and TIJ started to die. To this day RP is scarcely found, and if it is, half of it is cyber foreplay or just cybering. Noobs are usually ignored.
A good example of TIJ would be a totally hot girl getting really fat and greasy; but still having sexy tendencies.
See tags.
See tags.
by Yazzy-Ku~ January 04, 2010
4
Derogatory term for DJ Tiesto, one of the most popular (and overrated) DJs in dance music. This comes from his real name, Tijs Verwst. Usually used in order to make fun of DJ Tiesto.
Also see omgtijs
Also see omgtijs
by martynda April 05, 2004
5
Tijs is a wonderfull person, very very funny and has the biggest hart in the world, but that is his biggest problem. He should look closer, and think out of the box. She is right under his nose.
He's also a great kisser and AMAZING in bed.
Besides that he is a good person and a great lover, he is very special. There's nobody like him.
He's also a great kisser and AMAZING in bed.
Besides that he is a good person and a great lover, he is very special. There's nobody like him.
by John McLater March 02, 2020