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to enable the automatic locking device in your cell phone so your swedish wifey cant find the list of ho's you been dialing up for some side action
tiger lock
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
by oilcan905 April 06, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018