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A large BM (mud monkey) that is so large it is lying on the inner bowl of the toilet 1/2 exposed to the air.
"Dude, I thought took this massive dump and thought it was a gentle giant but no! it was a tide pole!" No way! THE tide pole? Fuckin sweet!
by SpankUrFace February 10, 2011
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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