Schrödinger’s Tiddy is the condition created when the various men in an audience simultaneously think a female performer is both too exposed and too modest at the exact same time.
(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
by autopatch December 06, 2019
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Damn did you see how nutritious and delicious mingyu's tiddies are? That shit can feed all hungry ppl.
by kentalicious February 01, 2018
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Tiddies that are of the same, similar, or higher quality than Margot Robbie's breasts in the 2013 cinematic film "Wolf of Wall Street" staring Leonardo Decaprio and aformentioned tiddies. Essentially the quality of tiddies required for optimal cocaine enjoyment
Yo I saw this girl today with the best tits today. She looks like she's should star in a Martin Scorsese film. Straight up Cocaine Tiddies
by Cocainetiddies July 10, 2018
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A rightfully underknown and possibly useless product designed to wrap around your seat belt, cushioning your big tiddies (titties) from any discomfort and, thusly, promoting personal safety for the unjustly buxom and repugnantly obese. This plush apparatus is designed to be inconspicuously disguised as a small teddy bear, when not in use, hence the name.
"My shoulder strap used to pull so tight I could hardly breathe. Now, with the Tiddy Bear, I really enjoy traveling again." (actual quote from a real Tiddy Bear advertisement)
by JoshuaJordan May 11, 2008
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by thinksmoon July 04, 2021
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by Ty-Dis February 27, 2017
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