When something is awkward all you have to do is say tiddy bong in a funny accent!
*silence on the bus* “Tiddy Bong”- let the laughter commence.
by Hotgirleminem July 07, 2021
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A man who dedicates his life to guilt tripping women into wearing clothes that cover themselves completely from their neck to their feet, but only after he’s gotten a long look at their tiddies.
Man: *stares at woman’s boobs for a full 10 minutes*
Woman 1: “Um, can I help you?”
Man: *Offended tone* “You really are showing way too much of your cleavage. It’s unsettling and offensive. Do us all a favor and cover that up.”
Woman 2: *Whispers to Woman 1* “Damn, what a tiddy cop.”
by Cthulhu’s Ramen December 18, 2018
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where a girl's stomach sticks out more than her boobs
That girl hella has tiddy doo, look at her huge gut!
by Eminem's lover October 15, 2008
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Something I say ALL THE DAMN TIME
me all the time when something crazy is happening: TIDDY FUCK TIDDY TIDDY FUCK

OR

holy fuckin Tiddy Fuck -- oh its you

OR

HOLY TIDDY FUCK
by Dragons Breath October 01, 2021
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The sister day of Penis Inspection Day where licensed Tiddy Inspectors are required to have every tiddy they find thoroughly inspected. No one is exempt from a tiddy inspection during this day.
“Citizens, Tiddy Inspection Day is in effect. You are legally required to whip em out. Please report to the nearest Tiddy Inspector in your area immediately.”
by 43-034 April 12, 2021
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What the English call the ends of bread.
Bro: Hey Broseph
Broseph: what bro
Bro: Make me a sandwich! And DON’T use the Tiddy knuckles!
Broseph: what the fuck are Tiddy knuckles?
Bro: Just look it up on Urban
by Mastershidder April 12, 2021
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So you take two tiddy

And put them together

Tiddy loaf
Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Tiddy loaf

“Oh my god

What’s this?

Could it be
TIDDYLOAF?!?!”

“There are no accidents
Only tiddyloaf”

All hail
T I D D Y L O A F
by The ultimate evil March 12, 2021
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