Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint class. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school, amateur!

by Bruce Slaypiece September 22, 2008

Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint glass. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth, but can be custom catered to the alcoholic's preference.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown! On the double!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about? A ticket to what?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school ya amateur! I need to wet my whistle before I slay!
Bartender: Oh! Ticket to slaytown! Coming right up!

by Dan Slaypiece September 22, 2008