a dick that is between one cenimeter and 3 inches long
I was with this guy last night and he had a great body but he had Tick Dick
by JDL32895 July 13, 2008
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Guy whose dick swells due to the bite of a tick. Dick usually appears angry for 3 weeks.
Jeff went camping and all he came back with was tick dick. Now its the size of a pepperoni.
by D.D.T. May 06, 2006
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A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...

friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro
by Nex (level:1001) May 30, 2016
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Dick ticks is another name for crabs, which are small parasitic insects that live in a humans pubic region and feed on blood.
I keep itching because of these goddamn dick ticks!
by Eric Pazz January 10, 2008
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Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.
"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."
by Dick Tick May 23, 2008
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When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.
“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”
by Savage Atlas July 26, 2019
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When your cock has a seizure-freak out while taking a piss, like tourettes. The dick will fling piss in many directions.
Oh! I'm sorry for pissing all over you Colton, I had a Dick Tick.
by AMY LEE June 29, 2014
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