"Well maybe he's just looking at the tiara; I think he's a - he's a tiara chaser. He only likes women who win"
- Dylan is in trouble in "I Spent MORE Money On This Stupid Game (and now i hate myself)" 4:59 - 5:04

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Bill is dating Miss Florida. He's such a tiara chaser.

"Bill is dating Miss Florida. He is such a tiara chaser."