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The worst day for a heller. It's pain in a nutshell. All related to Castiel death and love for Dean.
I hate Thursdays! Tl is all sad about Cas.
by Ace_Vamp April 29, 2021
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Generally a pretty solid day. By the time Thursday rolls around, you are more than half-way done with the standard 5 day work/school week. Thursday's have a way of comforting many before exciting weekends.
I like Thursdays, something about em.
by Jakabones August 12, 2006
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"Let's go to the bar, it's Thursday. Fuck Friday classes."
by TomKVideo August 27, 2009
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The day of the week where nothing counts!
If something happens only once, and it was a Thursday, then it is as if it never happened at all.
Hands down, the best day of the week.
Andrew: You think you can just have sex with another man and get away with it?
Cliff: But, it only happened once! And it was Thursday!
Andrew: Oh... Well then I guess it doesn't count, and you're not gay.
by Cliff A September 05, 2008
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The best day of the week to have sex. I'm not kidding. It adds a whole 'nother level to it.
Person 1: Whatcha doin' Thursday?
Person 2: Linda's coming over.
Person 1: Holy shit. *falls down dead in amazement*
by John November 25, 2003
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