by yonger November 14, 2019
n. a mental state in which a person is so detached from the world they believe they are in a perpetual Thursday and constantly crave breakfast. Often a side-effect of psychedelics and or high frequency marijuana use.
I woke up, or thought I did, hungry as usual, scrounging around what appeared to be my home for something to eat. I wondered for a moment, where am I? Who am I? Why am I here? The only thing I was certain of it was time for a Thursday Breakfast.
by Kosmonaught January 19, 2009
A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
by Lilrichard123 May 11, 2023
When a guy has a thicc female friend he will post her on social media on thursdays. One shall not post themselves.
by Omg let me in November 19, 2020
by boys2men69420 June 12, 2020
Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday
by Yung Money L October 15, 2020
The day when all the biggest things happen. It's better than Christmas and easter, and it can fall on any Thursday. If you don't do big things on big thursday, you get your knees broken.
"HOLY SHIT TOMMOROWS BIG THURSDAY"
by Big_willie4 June 8, 2023