An expression used to describe the epic thunder that your ass is about to experience.
by Messy_Jessie April 15, 2019
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The most Handsomest-Man-Alive.
Current Handsomest-Man-Alive: Kyle Crisus Stuyck, June 24, 2003
Everyone: Isn't that Majestic Thunder guy just soooo dreamy?(fluttering eyes)
Majestic Thunder: You know it sweetheart.(wink)
Everyone: Awwwwww.(fainting from the bright blue-ish/green-ish/gray-ish sparkle of his eyes)
by I'm in love with Kyle S. October 17, 2016
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He's totally the sexiest kid in the whole school. I wish I could date him but he's too out of my league. He'll probably never notice me with all of the other girls.
Me: He's totally the sexiest kid in school.
Friend: Don't get any idea he's MINE!
Passerby: NO HE'S MY Majestic Thunder!!!!
Me: HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!
by Lyla Scoles November 21, 2016
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Faux Marijuana:

Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.
D: Bro jus got in some Maple Thunder...
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
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D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected
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A group sex act where the group goes out to eat, then takes a large dose of Ipecac and ex-lax and copulates in a public place.
Joe- "Have you ever done a technicolor brownie thunder?"
Sue-"No..." *backs away slowly*
by Ninomiya March 02, 2012
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When someone gives you a nipple twister with jumper cables and a car battery.
I just got a tittie thunder. My chest is on fire!!
by Lrams October 06, 2015
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