(n) a highly insensitive selfish troll-like creature that can't see past her own gut roll, she often marries men who can't stand up for themselves. When spotted, you can witness them start drama with any living being, friend or foe. Proceed with caution, can often be distracted by any Hostess product.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.