The person who will take pleasure in vigorously knuckle slapping a mans testicles
I do like a good sac thumper every now and then. When im feeling saucy, that is....
by Dara Lique July 25, 2021
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When you fat glizzy destroys a goats ass just like I did with your wife, or when you have a great “experience” with a goat
Oh my god Barry did the goat thumper on that goat down the street
by CrickyGG May 12, 2021
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Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.
Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"

Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"
by yamageke July 07, 2011
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When a man's penis is so large that the act of pulling it out on a table makes 2 thumps
All the boys in the Frat got double thumpers
by BodyBasper December 11, 2020
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Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.
"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."

"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."
by heyshimshambopbop June 21, 2014
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