An annoying person who insists on winning political arguments in favor of obama, but doesnt really state the issues or even understand them (95% of all blacks)
"That tweak Mary is such an obama thumper. when we asked her about his crap economic policy, she didnt even answer and started talking about McCains age"
by snoopy98349859 October 21, 2008
When people use the bible as an excuse to push their religion on others of different religions or non-believers to make them feel bad or wrong about their actions.
You:Hello, my name is James.
Other: Hello, my name is Mary like the mother of Jesus.
You:Alrighty then so how is your day going?
Other:It's alright just got done praying at home before coming out here to enjoy God's fresh air. Uh may i ask do you pray?
You: No, I don't pray I don't believe in God.
Other:God is the most important person anywhere. He is the true word. He is the most important person he is more important than you and i. If you are not with God then you are a sinner.
You: Well, my bad but I'm sure that we can have different beliefs and still live pretty ok lives. Jeez stop being such a bible thumper
Other: Hello, my name is Mary like the mother of Jesus.
You:Alrighty then so how is your day going?
Other:It's alright just got done praying at home before coming out here to enjoy God's fresh air. Uh may i ask do you pray?
You: No, I don't pray I don't believe in God.
Other:God is the most important person anywhere. He is the true word. He is the most important person he is more important than you and i. If you are not with God then you are a sinner.
You: Well, my bad but I'm sure that we can have different beliefs and still live pretty ok lives. Jeez stop being such a bible thumper
by Dezzy_Yvonne May 30, 2010
One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type
by Mariopolous May 11, 2006
someone who is always useing the bible to tell someone how bad they and how good the bible thumper is.
someone who tries to brow beat someone with yhe bible.
someone who tries to brow beat someone with yhe bible.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009
one who has extramarrietal relations with their Bible...and for those of you who dont understand that...fucks their Bible
by GC Ender January 13, 2005
by Amsterado June 04, 2014
When a male twists his mid-dection left to right in such a way that his penis slaps against each thigh repetitively.
When you get out of the shower, sometimes while drying your back with your towel one end in each hand the Thigh Thumper may occur.
Another instance is when getting naked for sex and you show off to your gf saying... want to see what I can do?
Another instance is when getting naked for sex and you show off to your gf saying... want to see what I can do?
by Dr. Keif February 16, 2011