Easy life, gets whats he wants... most of the time..
Makes easy money and gets girls

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

an un-evolved monkey looking creature.
2000 fucking years of inbreeding to create a hairless coconut.
at least one thread of mucus hainging out of nose at anytime and typically will resemble gollum from lord of the rings.
There is a high chance that it will bite you and transmit rabies.

legend says that the thuan will lock himself in an abandoned best buy for 3 consecutive months playing growtopia.

Describing an asian male who seems to achieve everything will relative ease. He lives by impossibly high expectations and often criticizes almost everyone he meets. He also has an incredibly large ego that never seems to deflate.

a one syllable word pronounced as tuun.
asian word for peaceful and helpful.

The name of a Game Stop employee (Thuan) back in the early 2000s, whose name was viewed as funny and whose name was written all over the store. On staplers, tape dispencers, posters, furniture, games, walls, etc. This name was written all over the store. Eventually, this trend of writting "Thuan" on everything in this one Game Stop became such a funny thing to do that it spread to other stores. Still to this day it is being done by employees who don't know Thuan and don't know why they are doing it.

(thu-anh)A two (2) syllable name that typically characterizes a homosexual Asian male. This person generally prefers anal intercourse and philanders with many men.Usually on the receiving end of most encounters.