After drinking too much on her wedding night, Jeanene was giving a mean blow job and accidentally turned it into a throw job.
by Nicehole October 03, 2014
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Mother: What's that noise?
Boy: What noise?
Mother: Oh my God, what is that naked lady on the computer doing?
Boy: Giving that guy a throwjob.
Mother: I think you need help.
Boy: What noise?
Mother: Oh my God, what is that naked lady on the computer doing?
Boy: Giving that guy a throwjob.
Mother: I think you need help.
by the dirty liberal December 19, 2009
1. When a girl is giving you a blow job and she throws up, and the blow job continues.
or
2. As a girl is throwing up you stick your dick in her mouth.
or
2. As a girl is throwing up you stick your dick in her mouth.
Shit, I was getting some bomb dome, and the girl started gagging and throwing up; damn, those throw jobs feel great.
by shit on my chest July 19, 2006
a kinky sexual activity where one is sucking ones dick, causing one to gag and vomit. instead of throwing up on the dick, one will throw up in the other personβs mouth.
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