My girlfriend brought chicken wings to pizza night and it really threw me off.

My girlfriend said she was straight the other day and I was thrown off.

I wanted to wear my slides to soccer practice just to throw off the coach.

Girlfriend: Where were you last night? You said you'd be right back but you were gone for hours!

Boyfriend: I rode with my buddy to Walmart and he is a fucking idiot and locked his keys in the car! And then he wouldn't let me call AAA cause he's too broke to pay the fee...

Buddy: Hey man why you gotta throw off on me like that? Just tell her we went to the strip club.

That motha fucka at the party was throwed off!

Mystikal's song: Im throwed off

Billy got hit by a car and now he is throwed off.

1 That throwed off mutha-fucker just ate my pie!
2. Those boots are throwed off!

"i just smoked 6 blunts and i'm throwed off the doe doe."