The best word to describe our world leaders. Otherwise known as a glizzy gobbler
Joe Biden can suck meat harder than I can suck a popsicle, he is the true throat goat
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A sometimes line or otherwise patch of facial hair a man hasn't shaved from the frontal neck region. Best catagorized as a dense

Upon confronting one with a throat goat you may find your self in question, for example; I wonder if that man has a name for his throat goat... Should i buy that poor man a razor? What does his mother think? Does it keep his pudum warm? Exc.

Throat Goats are commonly found in the northern United States, Canada, especially Alaska and South Dakota.
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They are most likely a beast at using their throat. Like mainly for swallowing long stuff down your throat.
Yo did you see Zac he just destroyed that hot dog. He’s a throat goat.
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A hoe that gives brain so good it will make you temporarily retarded. As the name implies, the component most essential is the ability to be mercilessly throat fucked, but a true Throat GOAT will have mastered variation in tempo, tongue movement, ball play, and finally, the classic reach around.
"Why don't you leave that girl, she is terrible for you?"
"I know, but she is the Throat GOAT."
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Someone who give the best Deep throat oral sex. Similar to how Coltons give oral sex a throat goat is on a whole other level
Damn babe you really are the throat goat
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