Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."
by dave132 June 02, 2021
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An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
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An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.
I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.
by johnyaya October 30, 2020
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When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.
She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.
by Rmistiff July 10, 2019
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Talking to other women pretending your partner doesnt exist only for them to get sent screenshots
I told him to do the thor Skywalker and he started messaging other females telling them I didn't exist
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thor solos your favourite verse
someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?

some mf named doctor idk: thor solos
by Doctor idc July 15, 2021
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When your partner sucks you off so hard that your Semen looks like thunder hitting your partner in her Vaguba.
I Thor Thunder Nutted jessica yesteday, it was pretty nice.
by TheRyaNut May 02, 2019
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