When in an argument or meeting, taking a shit in your hand and slamming it down on the table as you say your point. Argument over, meeting adjourned.
Man, Sam really put down the Hammer of Thor in that meeting.
by jakal03 August 15, 2012
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It is where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner with it.
"Man, all these sex positions are getting boring. I'm gonna try the Hammer of Thor."
by DCexcel January 06, 2010
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When one is recieving fallatio from ladyfriend, and they are about to climax (splooge). They pull out and ejaculate into said lady's face, they then proceed to hit her over the head and across her face with his one eyed monster and exclaims, "Great Odin's raven!"
When she was done, did you Thor that hoe?
by Flint House November 12, 2007
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an unborn beast of baby who will one day be the thugginest kid on the block
dam look at that kid onyx thor. i wanna be just like him but too bad i cant cuz hes the only one who could ever be that cool
by fatherthor February 08, 2010
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When your man brings down the power of his hammer on your pussy!!!
Omg last night I got a dirty Thor from my man!!! It was amazing!!!!
by Rennystar February 28, 2019
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1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.

Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.

2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.
1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.

2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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The process of blowing a deep pool of man juice into your cupped dominant hand as a result of fellatio and then slapping your partner across the face with said soiled hand. Used as a way of exerting dominance or discipline.
Bitch was acting up, so I gave her the Hammer of Thor. Now she cooks me dinner every night.
by A-seven September 20, 2009
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