A place that people seldom hear about, and no one cares about, even Central Floridians. On the Western side, it's basically a bedroom community for out of stater Tampa fags mixed with trailer trash and some homeless (yes, homeless). Newest houses you'll find are Cookie-Cutter D.R. Horton turds shat out from the company's un-wiped ass. Once they're done with Thonotosassa, they'll reach for the toilet paper. Sprinkles of ghetto on the Western side regarding some of the residents. Some mini-mansions tucked away, parks and schools. On the Eastern side, it's standard one floor houses with your average Florida country and some trees. There are redneck gas stations everywhere. There's also Lake Thonotosassa and a fish camp where you have to pay for parking. And that's it.

If you want to pay the homeless a visit, they like to hang out at 301 Petrol Mart behind the station. Go give them some mallomars or some shit. If you're looking to move to Thonotosassa, don't, unless you're a yeeyee beefaroni and Bud Light hillbilly, and Dollar General's what you consider gourmet shopping. Move to Wesley Chapel or Tampa Palms.

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