That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.
Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.
Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.
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by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019
by MOB strijder February 25, 2017
Thomas is a very kind person. People usually see him as outgoing, athletic, or active in general. He will always be by your side, and add in more happiness into your life. He is the person that will push you to do your best, and it always looking out for you. Thomas's often have Subaru's and love working on cars. He also is the name of the train from the show "Thomas & Friends."
Person 1: I know a friend named after the train in the show "Thomas & Friends"
Thomas: No, no, no! don't remember me from that show.
Person 2: Nice meeting you Thomas the Train!
Thomas: No, no, no! don't remember me from that show.
Person 2: Nice meeting you Thomas the Train!
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by Hehe :)) April 14, 2019
Ruth: Look at that sexy man
Phoebe: U CAN SEE HIS MASSIVE DICK THROUGH HIS TROUSERS
Ruth: 64 inch actually his names Thomas
Phoebe: U CAN SEE HIS MASSIVE DICK THROUGH HIS TROUSERS
Ruth: 64 inch actually his names Thomas
by SIXTYNINEISMYFAVNUMBER October 16, 2019
The coolest guy who loves bowling and being a premier member of the movie club. He love mini golf and extremely touristy attractions.
by BasketballBoy10 May 09, 2018
Noun -
-A broken asshole in which he exists as a mere thought
- This little species of shit can be found in a skype call or playing Roblox alone with his blister.
- if you would like to meet him, just look down
-A broken asshole in which he exists as a mere thought
- This little species of shit can be found in a skype call or playing Roblox alone with his blister.
- if you would like to meet him, just look down
by THEAAAAAASSSSS December 11, 2019
He's very often found scrolling through his own name on Urban Dictionary. Hes probably affiliated with the Hooker Palace. His best friend is probably a kinky Australian goblin with ADHD.
by Definitely Not Soko July 08, 2020
Aug 11 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

