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That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.
Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.
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by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019
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Chimeid: Faka Thomas, do you want to fuck me?
Thomas: No of course not a kaolo kec7, MOB!
by MOB strijder February 25, 2017
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Thomas is a very kind person. People usually see him as outgoing, athletic, or active in general. He will always be by your side, and add in more happiness into your life. He is the person that will push you to do your best, and it always looking out for you. Thomas's often have Subaru's and love working on cars. He also is the name of the train from the show "Thomas & Friends."
Person 1: I know a friend named after the train in the show "Thomas & Friends"
Thomas: No, no, no! don't remember me from that show.
Person 2: Nice meeting you Thomas the Train!
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by Hehe :)) April 14, 2019
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He is a sexy man.

64 inch dick.
Ruth: Look at that sexy man
Phoebe: U CAN SEE HIS MASSIVE DICK THROUGH HIS TROUSERS
Ruth: 64 inch actually his names Thomas
by SIXTYNINEISMYFAVNUMBER October 16, 2019
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The coolest guy who loves bowling and being a premier member of the movie club. He love mini golf and extremely touristy attractions.
Went mini golfing today, I felt like such a Thomas
by BasketballBoy10 May 09, 2018
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Noun -

-A broken asshole in which he exists as a mere thought

- This little species of shit can be found in a skype call or playing Roblox alone with his blister.
- if you would like to meet him, just look down
This fat faggot really looks like a Thoma (broken asshole)
by THEAAAAAASSSSS December 11, 2019
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He's very often found scrolling through his own name on Urban Dictionary. Hes probably affiliated with the Hooker Palace. His best friend is probably a kinky Australian goblin with ADHD.
Thomas illness is chronic but his ass is iconic
by Definitely Not Soko July 08, 2020
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