Crazy 16 year old bitch named Amelia, that lives in Alabama, not London, That pretends to be a 21 year old male named Thomas McCreepy. He is a figment of her imagination that she decided to bring to life by role playing. She's taken this character to heart and taken the role playing too far as to where she actually believes she is Thomas McCreepy. She's even used this character to "TRY" to make another female fall in love with her while trying to break up the relationship that this girl already had with someone else. Only a handful of people know who she actually is.

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.