Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums
Person 2: wow, this shit cums
by Nairnia February 04, 2021
by Anna<3'scock123 November 21, 2015
You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.
by Mike Sater September 15, 2006
i shit and cum on yo mama LMFAO NIGGA FUCK YO ASS HARD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD itchy butt
by shee shee poopy nigga October 17, 2020
by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020
That act of defecation after one has just received anal sex, resulting in a stool that is coated with semen.
Jane: Did paul fuck you in the arse-hole last night?
Wendy: Fuck yeah he did!
Jane: Did you do a cum shit afterwards?
Wendy: Yeah! It was the biggest cum shit you ever saw, I was all like "holy fuckballs, that cum shit is big!"
Wendy: Fuck yeah he did!
Jane: Did you do a cum shit afterwards?
Wendy: Yeah! It was the biggest cum shit you ever saw, I was all like "holy fuckballs, that cum shit is big!"
by greg83 February 25, 2008
A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.
Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?
Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum
Human : thats so funny and random!
Funny: bababooey
Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum
Human : thats so funny and random!
Funny: bababooey
by AndOkBuddy January 06, 2021