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1. An expression used to sum up how a person feels about certain situations that don't seem to be that bad.
A sentence that usually follows an emotional dump.

2. An expression used to feel better when you are feeling down due to a bad experience happening at the moment.
Example 1: I went to this show for free and the guy at the door made me wait for, like, a whole 5 minutes. Thank God my boobs are this big and I look this hot because the bouncer, like, totally let me skip the line... but that won't change the fact that I had to waste 5 minutes waiting. This is my life.

Example 2: It's really hot in my appartment and I can't sleep on this couch. This is my life *laughs*
by why.me August 01, 2011
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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