Dick that only comes around once a year.
I only see Keith Willis when I go to the shore but he's always good for some vacation dick.
by Iliftheavyshit April 22, 2016
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A penis that is very large to the point it hurts. It is a penis that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis.
Damn girl i took a vacation dick and my pussy still swollen
by ohnoitscarson April 11, 2016
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A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.

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I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.
by ToasterStroodles April 11, 2016
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A dick that sends you to a nice vacation in the Bahamas. You ride it so hard, it sends you to the tropics.
This bum had a such a great vacation dick it sent me to the Amazons.
by CockGarage420 April 16, 2016
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Once in a life time dick. Either too small or too big it's a trip.
She had vacation dick and was surprised how short the weekend was.
by Faceoffate April 15, 2016
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A penis that is great to recieve occasionally but not worthy of regularly. Normally larger than your average sized penis. This penis is usually AMAZING, too amazing that if revieved daily it would lose its touch.
James has a "vacation dick" but it's too amazing to make it a boyfriend dick.
by Drea88 April 09, 2016
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